Total Medals Earned: 134 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,235 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/375 points)
run 50m length
transform to Jaws
run 250m length
transform to harry potter
transform to Jacob the werewolf
run 500m length
run 1km length
perform 30x book streaks
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/350 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Goat serial exterminator
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Unlock the dragonform power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Unlock the Play Tips power
Reach Evila
Complete all the trials
Get a triple kill
Kill a Winged Knight
be l33t and score over 50k
get a 50x combo
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 27/32 (360/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Yogurt.
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
This was hilarious to animate :)
Obviously she's a keeper!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 5/24 (95/1,000 points)
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 3/9 (60/220 points)
Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!
Survive the cannibal attack
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)
Finish the first area
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/495 points)
Win the race on Cherry Mountain!
Complete Cherry Mountain in under 1 minute 20 seconds!
Win the race on Coastal City!
Race through Coastal City in under 2 minutes 20 seconds!
Beat the race on Neon Good Times!
Blaze through Neon Good Times in under 1:55!
Beat the insane time of 1:12 on Cherry Mountain!
Beat the ridiculous time of 2:10 on Coastal City!
Beat the extreme time of 1:50 on Neon Good Times!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.